Cork trio can make the kind of noise that should get attention of boss
"Why would I comment on that?"
It's Monday morning and Mick McCarthy unsurprisingly declines the opportunity to enliven the build-up to a friendly with Bulgaria by offering his take on Roy Keane's score-settling roadshow appearance.
The Corkman's takedown of Jon Walters, amongst others, took over the airwaves ahead of the crunch Euro 2020 qualifier with Switzerland.
"It's not my fight, unless they start talking about me," said McCarthy, perhaps unaware that Keane's three-hour show did indeed include some Saipan reflections.
"Are either of them playing for Bulgaria tomorrow?" said McCarthy, with a nod to Walters and Keane, seeking to move things along.
The 60-year-old would be happy if there was a Cork-themed flavour to the dissection of this evening's friendly at the Aviva Stadium.
We know that he will shuffle the pack for a clash with an opponent that arrives off the back of a hammering at the hands of England.
We also know that he is not placing too much stock in the lessons of this fixture, given that the profile of this encounter will bear no resemblance to the tests coming down the tracks in Tbilisi and Geneva next month.
However, there are players who will be viewing this exercise in different terms. Cork men Alan Browne, John Egan and Conor Hourihane all have something to gain from this encounter. Hourihane's situation is intriguing. McCarthy announced that he had a "surprise" in store by selecting the Aston Villa midfielder at left full-back.
Enda Stevens' suspension for Tbilisi next month has opened a short-term vacancy in that department, and the manager wants to keep the energy of James McClean on the wing
Positive comments about Matt Doherty would indicate that the Wolves player is in pole position provided he is fit. Doherty has two years' experience of lining out there on his Wolves CV.
But McCarthy and his coaching staff feel that Hourihane is worth a try in the position, and not just because he looked to be short of match practice against Switzerland.
McCarthy has spotted something in Hourihane, with his short-term conversion unexpected because he is a central player, albeit with a superb left foot.
"He has all the tools to play there, that's for sure," said McCarthy. "What is he? 6ft? He can defend the far post, he's competitive enough and he has a wonderful left foot. If we can get him further up the pitch so he can deliver crosses, we should get some joy out of that. But he's going to get 90 minutes and he might not get that many more times before next month. At least I will have a look at that and it might be another string to his bow."
Hourihane made his debut for Ireland in a March 2017 reverse at the hands of Iceland, a night where Egan also dipped his toe in the water at senior international level.
Both have since graduated to Premier League level and Egan, the son of the late Kerry GAA great John, has had to bide his time with Ireland. Richard Keogh and Shane Duffy are the established first choice, but Egan appears to be next in line.
Browne is a player that can really push himself into the picture, after a late cameo last Thursday finally got him involved in a qualifying fixture.
The Preston central midfielder is highly regarded by McCarthy and with Hourihane moving out of the midfield department for this match, Browne comes into the picture as a box-to-box player with an aggressive presence and an eye for goal.
Previous appearances have passed him by, though. Keane was actually unconvinced by his fellow countyman.
"I've been impressed with him," said McCarthy.
The Cork trio can make the kind of noise that will get McCarthy's attention.