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Mortimer's Mayo plea

"Mayo football is bigger than any player always has and always will be so can people just concentrate on getting behind the team for the game on Sunday. I have even as a player always been a huge supporter and will be again this weekend. #mayogaa" @Conmort

- Mayo's Conor Mortimer outlining his wish to be left in peace just hours before a statement released by a family member outlined the reasons for his premature retirement.

"I really hate the train, yer man opposite just let off a ripper & he's acting cool as.If it smells it's gonna be AWKWARD"@ Darransull86

- Darran O'Sullivan proving that just because you saved Kerry from their most embarrassing championship exit in 20 years, it doesn't make you exempt from public flatulence.