Madonna's in the nip
IT takes a lot to put me off my dinner but I nearly choked when I opened the Herald this week to be confronted with Madonna's nipple.
There was the Queen of Pop, age 53, baring a breast. The headline 'put on some material, girl' was apt.A day later and another middle aged pop star enters the fray. I read that SineadO'Connor is considering making a sex tape.
God be with the days when singers just belted out songs. It's time for pop's ageing ladies to put them away.