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Friday 15 December 2017

Has anyone seen Jedward lately?

Jedward
Jedward

My favourite sibling-based pop group, Jedward, have just completed filming their roles for Hollywood blockbuster Sharknado 3 (inset). And the good news is that their characters survive in that movie, opening up the possibility of reprising their roles in Sharknado 4.

"We don't get eaten," said John or Edward. "They wanted to keep our roles open because we are going to totally do loads of stuff. They killed off everybody else but didn't kill us off."

There is, of course, the possibility that the producers of Sharknado didn't kill Jedward off for an entirely different reason - they omitted to do so as they had simply forgotten the twins were still around.

Just like the rest of us had...

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