Friday 17 November 2017

Flowers? It's time to man up, Zayn

Zayn Malik
Zayn Malik
Perrie Edwards

Zayn Malik (he used to be in One Direction - it's a boyband) has split from his girlfriend Perrie Edwards (she's in Little Mix - it's a girlband).

I realise that for some of us this matters greatly. But for the vast majority, we're still sketchy on who One Direction are (that nice lad from Mullingar is with them - they're doing fierce well in the States).

Anyway, I raise the split between Zayn (left) and Perrie (inset), both 22, because of how the former communicated that he was ok, but still emotionally tender.

He posted a picture of a cut-out lotus flower resting on a piano keyboard.

The phrase you're looking for is: 'Ah jaysus Zayn, get a grip. You're 22, and you ain't Byron. Please, man up.'

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