I SEE the singer Rihanna has raised eyebrows after dropping her bikini top on the land of a devout farmer in Co Down.
DUP disciple Alan Graham got a bit hot under his loyalist collar and asked the performer to cease and desist.
If Rihanna needs to shoot a video here again I can heartily recommend she contact me first.
I know a few farmers around Listowel who'd be delighted to welcome the sexy singer into their homesteads.
They'd probably have to turn around the Sacred Heart picture first...but then they'd be flying...