Saturday 22 September 2018

Charlotte's had a hell of a first week

She's not yet a week old and I'm already recoiling at all the 'pretty princess' drivel about Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana. All this newborn wants to do is sleep and feed and it feels like already she's been picked apart. Her outfit (a hat and a shawl) and her resemblance to her granny, the late Princess Diana (inset). Seriously? She's a few hours old and is as squishy, red-faced and sleepy-looking as the next newborn. Imagine the gender stereotyping that is going to surround this girl.

Imagine the child celebrity fashion mania that's on the way. Suri Cruise and Harper Beckham are probably fuming.

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