Saturday 22 September 2018

Celebrity is not a lifestyle choice

"Pretty please. It's not just a way to get what you want. It's a lifestyle." Uuugggh. That line is from Reese Witherspoon's (left) new lifestyle website, Draper James (awful name, dontcha think?), where you can buy "contemporary, timeless Southern style, no matter where you live".

Just like Gwyneth Paltrow's (right), this celeb website seems to have a slight air of self-importance and delusion.

Listen up celebs, y'all need to stop peddling things ($250 dresses) and lifestyles (living on air and berries and decoupling or recoupling or whatever it was).

We're not buying the notion that we can buy things and then be just like y'all. Because we don't want to.

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