Tread carefully around those new pregnancy rumours, chaps...
v LET'S hope the rumours about Jennifer Aniston being pregnant prove to be true, now that the whole world and its granny have seen pictures of the star sporting a prominent belly.
Women tend to be a little sensitive otherwise. Take it from someone who has made that mistake and survived (barely) to tell the tale.
Because you're taking your life in your hands when you sidle up and say "Jaysus love, twins is it?' only to be beaten savagely around the head with your own arm when this proves not to be the case. Honestly, my wife can be so tetchy sometimes.