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Hazel hits bullseye with new agency move

MODEL Hazel O'Sullivan has left her Irish agency and signed up to a UK counterpart to capitalise on her growing profile courtesy of her part as a darts "dolly bird" for Sky Sports.

"There is nothing going on in Ireland at the moment," said a friend, "the days of press calls are over."

We can, of course, see Hazel's point of view. After all, why lower yourself to something as menial as appearing on Stephen's Green in a bikini to promote a mobile phone, when you can parade yourself in a bikini in front of thousands of fat, boozed-up darts aficionados in some northern England s***hole?

Because when you're the best-known walk-on darts girl in Warrington, you've really arrived...