it was the way he told them...
FRANK CARSON'S JOKES:
A man goes into Boots and says: "Have you got Viagra?"
"Do you have a prescription?" asks the chemist.
"No," he replies. "But I've got a photo of my wife ... "
I rang British Telecom and said: "I want to report a nuisance caller."
He replied: "Not you again."
A fella walks into a pet shop and says: "Give me a wasp."
The shopkeeper replies: "We don't sell wasps."
The fella says: "There's one in the window."
Paddy is woken in the middle of the night by a phone call. The caller says: "Is that Dublin 22 33 22?"
Paddy says: "No it's Dublin 223 322."
The caller apologises for waking him in the middle of the night.
Paddy says "Oh it's all right, I had to get up to answer the phone anyhow."
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
My uncle Jimmy took liver salts twice a day for 40 years. He died on Sunday, was buried Wednesday and the following Friday they had to go to the cemetery to beat his liver to death with a stick.
An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband demanded to know who the other man was.
A fella walked into hospital and the doctor said: "You've got three minutes to live." The man said: "Can you do something for me?" "Yes," he said. "I'll boil you an egg."
My father fought in World War I single-handedly destroyed the Germans' lines of communication. He ate their pigeon.