Yes, Eoghan, you're not a celeb. Just tell your pal Laura that
i'm sure I'm not the only one who was sceptical about 2fm DJ Eogh- an McDermott having a brain.
With his slightly hysterical presenting style, which comes across as a rather laboured attempt to be "edgy", and his fondness for disclosing the minutiae of his life on social media, Eoghan may have come across as just another attention-seeker.
But in a remarkably sane analysis of his own position in life, Eoghan this week declared that: "I'm just a presenter, I hate the word 'celebrity' - that's not me. Yes, I have a lot of followers, but I'm just a presenter. I am not curing cancer."
Well said, Eoghan. And while we're on the subject, how about having a word with your pal Laura Whitmore?