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Friday 9 December 2016

Polishing off my aura (and nibbles)

So I'm off to align my chakras and polish my aura next weekend. Yes, I am returning to yoga after a few years in the non-yoga desert - and I'm heading away for a weekend to a retreat. Lord help me. On the one hand, I'm very excited. On the other hand, now that I am a bit older and a bit more cynical, certain things are making me nervous. I have to share a room with a stranger. I have to be up one morning at 6.30am. Most terrifying of all, I will be eating vegetarian food. Ah well, I'm just going to hand myself over the yoga gods and see what happens. (I might just pack a few slices of ham and crackers for back up!)

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