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Thursday 8 December 2016

At last, shirts are back in fashion

Abercrombie and Fitch
Abercrombie and Fitch

Good news for us merely average looking people. They're taking the abs out of Abercrombie & Fitch. Yes, the shirtless young models are no more. Retail assistants will no longer be known as 'models' but as 'brand representatives' and won't have to be beautiful human specimens just to fold a T-shirt. The company is abolishing the 'attractiveness' qualification for new workers. What? This must mean there's more to life than being really good-looking. Seriously? Someone better tell the tweens and teens. It seems the company has copped on to the fact that creating an atmosphere of exclusivity only pushes away punters with cash. If only Hollister would think about revamping its stores. Turn down the volume and turn up the lights for a start.

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