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Thursday 2 October 2014

Geeky Roz might even spot a man after eye op

GOOD luck to Rozanna Purcell, who revealed that she is getting laser treatment to her eyes today, to correct her short-sightedness.

It will have the added benefit, of course, of meaning that Roz can finally ditch the glasses that have made her such a plain, unattractive woman.

Because contrary to public opinion, I'm quite sure that under that geeky exterior she's been projecting, there is a passably attractive young woman hiding.

Who knows, she may finally even bag herself a boyfriend...

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